Update!
The fitness plan is not going well. It’s the summer holidays and the kids are home around the clock. We have been out for walks, but the two-year-old is so slow that I may as well just be stationary for all the effort I’m actually putting in.
I did buy a pineapple, though. I’m certain that’s going to slow down the chairshapedness.
I’ve spent an excessive amount of time in the chair that I’m trying not to become shaped like. I’ve also sat for long periods of time on the sofa watching films with the small people.
I do have one question… and I do realise I am a legal grown up and I should know how to do things by now…
But… um… how the f*** do you cut a pineapple up??
© Emma Stead
Emma's Writing Things 
18 responses to “Trying Not To Get Chair Shaped #3”
I can relate to it. I went for evening walks with my mom. When she went to Muscat with my brother, my big plan went down the drain. Here I am, back to square one. Well, as far as diet is concerned, Me and diet are mortal enemies. 😃😃😃😃. Unfortunately, I don’t have idea how to cut the pineapple. 😂😂😂😂
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I don’t believe in fad diets, I believe in making sensible decisions about food, like buying a pineapple I can’t eat because I can’t cut it up 💁♀️😂
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😂😂😂.
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😂 I love your writing style. It just cut me up, maybe I’m pineapple shaped. I can relate. Tip: avoid the prickles, they leave a horrifically burning aftertaste! ;))
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Thank you! Pineapple shaped – how exotic! Thank you for the tip 😂
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Haha yes exotic – love that 👌😅🙌
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I can understand your pain, I normally waste too much of mine.
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Pineapple – a very suitable symbol of the difficulty of embracing the exercise nettle.
Now that’s a mixed metaphor combo that might just be blended to make a healthy juice!
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When my daughter was two, I stuck her in a jogging stroller, and off we went. The good thing (the bad thing?) is she’d get grumpy if I went too slow, so she kept me going at quite the clip!
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I love this, I’ve always pushed my little ones at a fast paced walk and they went right to sleep 😂
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Cutting pineapple is very tough 🤣 I think well written.
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Thank you 😂
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My pleasure 🥰
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LOL have fun on summer break! Mine is in school, first week back and he’s sick already 🙄. Cut it like you would an avocado, take the skin off and you don’t eat the core
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Thank you! I’m sorry your LO is sick already, wishing them a speedy recovery xx
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Thank you!
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